May 2013
lampghost:
i live in florida and its gay, where are the cool florida kids with swords, lets fuckign fight each other
dicksplit:
i’m single
slydig:
lovemenowtill4ever:
slydig:
who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
1 tag
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
metallicathings:
Do you ever kinda forget about a Metallica song existing and then it starts playing somewhere and you just kinda go “oh, right, this song fucking owns”?
1 tag
Can girls just quit bitching about everything on tumblr
spacegiants:
mensrightsactivist:
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
azizimsorry:
some days im like yo but most days im like YOOOOO
1 tag
fasterfood:
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
